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Talking dirty with your girlfriend or wife is an easier process than if the girl was someone whom you’d never been sexual with. For a master Pickup Artist and seducer like I am: this is just another cake-walk in Central Park ;). Me: “Plus I have a bit of psychic ability and I’m able to see through things and read intentions. HB: “Lol your crystal ball isn’t that accurate, but a sex on the beach sounds nice” ;). [I took her hand and go into an ESP reading of her palms] Me: “The middle line in your palm is long. Me: “And the short line which connects to your passion signifies the type of person you are sexually. Ummmmm…maybe my body and eyes…” Me: “And the fact that you’re not wearing any underwear”! Me: “Nah seriously, you’re the first girl I ever met at a bar and been so sexually excited about”! : Refrain from engaging in explicit-dirty talks with a girl whom you haven’t met yet in person, i.e. Doing so will create too much cognizant dissonance, thus making her feel slutty for talking that way with a guy whom she never even met before…then she will flake on you!!!
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[Motion for her to put a piece of what she’s eating into your mouth] Me: “Eem, yummy! Notice how I didn’t dive right in and say something like: “I want to fuck you”! That was a perfect example of how to initiate sex talk with your girlfriend or wife. Ok guys, hopefully you get the point of how to go sexual (verbally) with strange girls at bars.
I abide by the “crawl-first model” by insinuating sex with the eating of lobster, then I gradually got more sexual. With a girl you’d never been sexual with: it gets a bit trickier. Spank me please so I can learn my lesson that it isn’t cool to go up to random girl and be so forward”! Dirty talking should be commenced subtly using sexual innuendos before getting sexually explicit.
Not that this is inherently a bad idea, but you have to be socially aware enough as to when you can go verbally sexual and when you shouldn’t.
: Another common mistake when it comes to talking dirty is to jump right into it without warming the girl up first.
You can send her the following txt dialogue [straight out of my phone with my girlfriend :)]: GF: “Lol, I don’t know what it is”. Be aware of your surroundings [have Social Intelligence]. [I then gave her a hi5 just to hold her hand a bit to establish KINO] Me: “So what’s in your glass”? With that being said: leave the heavy-dirty sex talk until you’re in person vis-a-vis with the girl.