Also, she uses the word "no" plenty of times with me. The wait between messages coming and going was frustrating me, so I suggested we instant message each other.
So for the hell of it, I composed an ad for myself, figuring that maybe I would get some laughs for my twenty bucks. You said you're looking for somebody 18-25 and I'm 19. Mom, or Luke Warm Mama, said she didn't know how, and I was tempted to go down the hall to the computer room and explain it to her, but instead I explained how she could do it.
It wasn't junk mail, because if it was I would have just figured that it was the same kind of crap I get inundated with all the time. Luke Warm Mama: Well, I guess my breasts are pretty good. Luke Warm Mama: Yes, my tits :) Young Fungi: Tell me about them Mama.
This had a stamp on it, not a bulk mail thing, and it looked like a bill was inside.
I guess the name of the site pretty much came out and said it, but I hadn't been expecting this.
That would make my mother feel a little safer, since I was betting she gave a different location because she was afraid to run into a local guy. Would my mother contact "Young Fungi", the name I had given myself? Only one woman did, and she was a woman that look about 80 and sent me a picture of her with her legs spread wide open along with an offer to sell me her worn panties for . He doesn't contact me much, only on birthdays on stuff like that, because he's too busy with the bimbo he left Mom for, so my allegiance is with her. Still, seeing a picture of your mother at this sleazy site, and reading how she's willing to do anybody under 25 is unsettling. This is all new to me, and you're only the second guy to contact me so far. I've always considered my mother an attractive woman, but since the old man split about 5 years ago she has let herself go a bit, adding about 20 extra pounds and starting to show the effects of living until 52. She looked good to me though, and I had long harbored fantasies about her.
So I did, but while they had a few pictures of people, none were of my mother.